My eyes, they burn.

Although I may have to download and build the model of the tourbus, found on the ever-so-helpful "Tom-Chicken" Web site.
 

Wait...the headline of your post says it all.
 

So wait. Is he joking?! He must be joking. Right?
 

*I can't tell.*
 

OK, yes, he's joking. The music clips were sort of inconclusive, but go over here and click on "reinschauen" for a concert clip. Note the trumpet cam and phony chest hair.