Not only is Michael Jackson expected at his father's birthday bash in Berlin this weekend, the pop star is also rumored to be starting a new life in the German capital, complete with a copy of his Neverland ranch.
Can't we keep him out? He's not a citizen, is he? Doesn't he need an Arbeitserlaubnis? Fuck. I moved here to get away from Michael Jackson, and other cliches of California. Fuck fuck fuck.
Here's a Radio Free Mike file photo of the Hotel Adlon, at Pariser Platz, where Michael dangled his baby son out the window a few years ago:
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