I just found half a 100-Euro bill in a bag of Crunchips. It's a cardboard facsimile, not the real thing, but if I find the other half in another bag I'll get 100 Euros for real. This is so exciting I can't even talk about it. I eat at least one bag a day, and now I'm halfway to earning back my quarterly junk-food budget.
Crunchips remind me of a cheap sort of Kettle Chip, which I bought in the States because because of the flavor names: Mature Cheddar and Chive, Yogurt With Green Onions, Roasted Pepper With Goat Cheese. No matter which flavor you bought the chips tasted the same. Crunchips have a little more variety -- they vary salt and maybe paprika content -- but I think basically the tangy red powder must come from the same factory in Newark.
posted by Michael Scott Moore |
12:12 AM
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Defeated by "Kick n' Crunch" I hang my head in shame and trundle back to Kitten Bounce.