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Thursday, June 02, 2005
 

Like I Need Another Reason

I just found half a 100-Euro bill in a bag of Crunchips. It's a cardboard facsimile, not the real thing, but if I find the other half in another bag I'll get 100 Euros for real. This is so exciting I can't even talk about it. I eat at least one bag a day, and now I'm halfway to earning back my quarterly junk-food budget.

Crunchips remind me of a cheap sort of Kettle Chip, which I bought in the States because because of the flavor names: Mature Cheddar and Chive, Yogurt With Green Onions, Roasted Pepper With Goat Cheese. No matter which flavor you bought the chips tasted the same. Crunchips have a little more variety -- they vary salt and maybe paprika content -- but I think basically the tangy red powder must come from the same factory in Newark.

posted by Michael Scott Moore | 12:12 AM
Comments:
Defeated by "Kick n' Crunch" I hang my head in shame and trundle back to Kitten Bounce.
 
I'm getting really good at Kitten Bounce.
 
I don't think the tangy red powder is coming from Newark, incidentally.

The advantage to Kitten Bounce is that it's sure to irritate the neighbors.
 
michael,

do you still have that half of the 100 Euro bill?

i have one, too. it's the left side.

what side is your's? feel like sharing the profit?
 
Oh, I'm building up quite a collection. But they're all left sides, alas.
 
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